Thursday, November 12, 2015

Sean Rector (Marquesas)



The best way to sum up the personality of Sean is one annoying bastard...

There are many things that weren't likable about Sean on the show. He wasn't much of a team player around camp with his lazy attitude and yet he always seemed to muster enough energy to get his mouth running quickly and loudly. I also think Sean has the honor of being Boston Robs first pawn in his entire Survivor career, so...I kinda feel this guy is partially responsible for why we got that stupid Rob vs Russell twist later on down the road. He's a shameless mooch with his giggily plea to Vecepia to please share her hard-earned winnings with him with what I can only assume was his idea of an adorable face. And perhaps worst of all, this guy is a hard chugger of the Al Sharpton kool-aid...

I don't want to get into the whole 'race rant' again cuz I already did that back with Phillip, but yeah. Sean loves to bring up race within practically anything he can. He gets to rant, kick, cry, yell and behave any way he wants because if anyone has the gull to call him out on his crap, he can shield behind the 'it's cuz I'm black' excuse and go back to being a dumbass.

And does anyone else find it weird that this school teacher made fun of Hunter when he was showing smarts with his weather knowledge? Hey Sean, if one of your students excels in class, do you call him a nerd and shove him in the locker?


RC Saint-Amour (Philippines)


I'm more of a Pepsi guy really...

Okay seriously, I was on team RC for a long time. She had a bubble-y personality, a pretty smile, and a rockin bod. But more importantly, she also seemed to have a decent head on her shoulders when she tried to find a right-hand lady to align with. Unfortunately, RC could not of landed herself a worse ally when she picked the stable-as-a-tower-of-toothpicks Abi. Now that's not something I really fault RC for. From the moment these players hit the beach, they are reaching for the nearest pair of listening ears to team up with and with so little information on her tribemates in so little an amount of time, avoiding the season psycho can be harder then it looks. And it was all I could take from throwing a rock through my TV watching Abi and Peter be total shit stains to her after they managed to beat her,

But that was prevoted out RC. Post-voted out RC was a total different flavor...which was grape....bitter grape.

My point is, nearly everything that came out of RC's mouth after she got voted out was nothing but bitter, petty, sore loser bitching, moaning, and whining. And not in the usual 'I'm-pissy-cuz-they-beat-me' way most Survivors do. Nearly everything out of RCs mouth after her vote out was either about how incredibly stupid everyone was for voting her out or how she knew exactly that [insert name here] was gonna get voted out if they gave her the boot. It's funny how easily "smart gameplay" coincides with "further my game" in RCs puny brain.

And even her jury mouth wouldn't of been so bad, but RC couldn't resist blabbing one final time about how incredibly stupid Pete was at the fucking reunion. I mean, I thought Abi was a crazy person, but to hold that large of grudge over a game that ended months ago is simply asinine.



'Troyzan' Robertson (One World)



A 40 year old man who calls himself 'Troyzan'...That sums up the type of person Troyzan is pretty well. He's not a very likable guy.

For a man clearly eager for our attention, Troyzan was surprisingly invisible throughout most of One Worlds premerge and it was the point in time when I liked him best. Then came the tribe shuffle twist which allowed Troyzan to form an alliance with Kim. Too bad for him since Kim used him as a backup plan until he could be disposed of.

But Troyzan wasn't gonna go quietly by which I mean he sure made a lot of noise before taking his loser walk. Having won a whole immunity challenge, Troyzan took the opportunity to be a cocky ass about it when he coined his phrase 'THIS IS MY ISLAND' for the whole TV crew to hear. This only made him look like even more of a dumbass when he couldn't make it past the first section of the next immunity challenge and was inevitably voted out as a result. Not wanting to end on a good note, Troyzan took his dicketry to the next level when he quizzed Kim on a question in which he was seeking a specific answer. While Kim answered the questions 100% correctly, it wasn't the answer Troyzan wanted so he middle-fingered her by not voting for her obvious superior gameplay.

Troyzan, there's a reason you didn't get voted back onto Second Chances. Not many people want you using up a perfectly good spot.



Andrew Savage (Pearl Islands, Second Chance)



Yup, Savage managed to move up the ranks....by a whole 3 slots. And only because I love old school players adapting to the new school strategizing.

But old school or new school. Savage is a real dick. With his hushed, smooth way of speaking, he comes across as a sleazy James Bond villain that makes you crave a shower. In Pearl Islands, he was elected the appointed leader of the Morgan tribe (one of the worst tribes in the history of the show) where he made the horrible decision of making Osten (remember him! The quitter!) the MVP of the group because muscles. He also had a bullying mental state of shunning out the weak in order to make room for more awesome with his horrible treatment on Skinny Ryan and Lillian. His decisions bit him in the ass when Lillian returned to the game and understandably gave into the temptation of giving this smug douche a kick in the ass out the door. A scout leader voted for Savage out of revenge. That's how awful he is.

Not that Savage would be willing to accept that as he moaned at the reunion show about how Lillian is a piece of crap for betraying her character and she should be ashamed of herself for not giving him what he wanted and boo hoo hooooooo.

In Second Chances, more of the same. Not surprisingly, Andrew's first move was to align with people with the largest biceps and target the manipulative, awkward dorky kid. Part of what makes that TC we all are gonna remember for a long time is because it happened to Savage. And nobody had a problem seeing that kind of blindside happen to Savage.

Note: this entry has the potential to change soon with Andrew's jury and reunion moment. Just didn't feel like waiting til the season finale to post his entry.


Zane Knight (Philippines)



Zane Knight is what Russell Hantz would be if his parents were cousins.

Frankenstein tattoos aside, Zane doesn't make good decisions. Mainly that he attempted to create a partnership with everyone on his very small tribe of 6. After one measly conversation with one another, the tribe easily figured out out about his loose lips and came to an easy decision to give him the boot. There really wasn't too many moments from Zane that I felt anything other than extreme annoyance for which makes it easy to drop him near the bottom of the pile. Thank goodness he went first (which he blames the demise of Matsing for. Arrogant prick).



Sierra Reed (Tocantins)




My main issue with Sierra is she's just so pitiful.

Her story arc goes as thus: she was the unlucky choice as her tribes first pick to boot off the team which she whined wasn't her fault since she was sick. When it was revealed she was still in the game, Brendan scooped her up as an easy ally for himself since Sierra being a friend-less loser was as plain as the nose on my face. Sierra, having no other options, was all on board for a F2 scenario that involved no work from her. Then, in another stroke of good luck, Taj and Brendan struck up an idea to create a cross-team alliance that would benefit them at merge and Sierra benefited by association.

Then things started to go downhill. Brendan got the boot and Sierra was forced to play the game on her own. Her attempt to play the game was....sad. She went the Nazi route and said that she was just following orders (which they easily believed cuz c'mon, Sierra making strategic decisions?) and put her last ditch effort into staying: making people feel sorry for her. Spoiler alert: it didn't work.