Here he is everyone. The original quitter.
The Morgan tribe made a lot of mistakes on their season, but giving Osten the role of MVP was probably the worst one. Hell, the biggest master plan this genius could come up with was taking his pants off in an attempt to distract the other team. Spoiler warning: it didn't work. The guy also had quite the lists of fears as we watched him freak the fuck out over bugs, a pelican, the ocean, and watching his body deteriorate.
After sucking challenge after challenge after challenge and then sucking at camp day after day after day, Osten decided that sucking was getting too hard for him to handle and decided to seal his suck legacy by being the first Survivor quitter.
Mia Galeotalanza (Vanuatu)
I'm not sure if there are many people who remember much about Mia other than the blowup she had at Twila and that's a large reason she got ranked as low as she did, but I also remember Mia being really dumb as well.
The particular example I'm thinking of is when John K asked to have the women divided up from the girls that voted for Dolly from the girls that didn't vote for Dolly. Anyone who's seen an episode of Survivor could tell you what he was doing, but Mia being true to Mia form could only roll her eyes and scoff at how entirely pointless the whole thing was because Mia can't figure out the simple concept of tribe division and how valuable that information can be.
And yes, Mia also bitched out Twila because Twila answered a simple question about work ethic and said 'some work harder then others' but Mia had water in her ears or something cause she heard 'nobody does work except me' and went on a rant that it was Twila's only card to play and blah blah blah. We all were mumbling bitch under our breaths the same time Mia was after that ordeal, but not about the same person.
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