So Worlds Apart is over and we had a lot of awful people. So awful in fact, I had to do some adjusting to the bottom of the pile. Here are two of the 18 castaways of Worlds Apart who were so terrible, they couldn't manage to be a likable enough person to stay out of the bottom 40. I don't think anyones mind is gonna get blown at this selection.


Rocky Reid
Parvati Shallow
Jenna Morasca

Rodney Lavoie Jr. (Worlds Apart)

Douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche, douche,

You see that? 4 lines explaining why I dislike Rodney and I don't think anyone is confused as to why. But just in case, here you go: the first red flag was when Rodney gave a horrible argument that women need to hold themselves to a higher standard for no other reason then because they don't have a weiner. Controversial stance, but he managed to walk out okay seeing as the argument was against someone who thought getting a tattoo on her face was a good idea. When given a hard time on his work ethic, Rodney took the oh-so-mature road by making a big show-y hissy fit, slamming firewood on a pile as hard as he could cuz if it works for 5 year olds, why not do it too,,,,

After that, it was a string of 'listen brah! Yo brah! Love ya brah! You need to RELAX brah! That's how we do it in Jersey brah!' If 'how we do it in Jersey' means 'sound as much like a tool as you seem' then sure. And God help you if you deprive him free shit on his birthday cuz you'll be in for a whine-y, immature earful. Don't ever come back brah.






Heidi Strobel
Lindsey Richeter
Ben Browning

Dan Foley (Worlds Apart)

It's really fascinating to me just how hard Dan sucked and how blissfully unaware he is of it. Like, wow....

So I never really disliked Dan that much, even with all the insults to Rodney's mom and awful apologies (under his own disillusion that he's some sort of expert female interpreter). He had a superfan glee about being there and playing the game that I enjoyed watching. You could see it in how hard he played in challenges and rooted for his team members.

And then...

After some nasty awful comments said to Shirin, Dan took the delicate situation and gave his two cents: all the tears and upset emotions Shirin had were all a big, giant ploy because Shirin loooooooooves to play the victim and she was milking the experience of feeling like garbage. I mean, that's.....that's pretty shitty. And you know, I can't say Shirin was exactly a favorite of mine but given how awful the situation was, I don't think it was the best time to talk about 'genuine crying.' At the reunion, Dan decided to make the situation go from bad to worse by being snide, arrogant, angry, and saying it was all poor editing that made him say all those things (which Probst awesome-ly disproved on one of those incidents).

And for a man who loves to boast about his awesome superfan knowledge, he sure as shit doesn't know a lot about the basic understanding of the game. 'Flippers. Never. Win.' Totally true unless you're Vecepia (a winner he doesn't even know of), Danni, or Bob. 'It's just basic math.' Meaning what? Your number alliance has a larger number of people then the other so therefore you win a million? Basic math doesn't guarantee jack.

What's truly remarkable about Dan was according to his final words, he was playing a game to seem like a likable, respected character but ended up having the complete opposite effect. That takes a special kind of dumbass to pull that off.